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233: Life on Planet Porno

Planet Porky

Planet Porky

Personal Journals, News, Society & Culture, News Commentary

3.8646 Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2021

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

It's time for another very exciting edition of Life on Planet Porky with the Porkmeister himself, Mike Parry and the Rock Chick Writer Extraordinaire, Lesley-Anne Jones. 

Topics today include: LAJ's pre-Christmas all-star lunch, the alleged Downing Street party, Allegra Stratton, the UK's drug crisis, taking LSD, Harry and Meghan being completely out of touch, Angela Rayner's sex appeal, Dylan Thomas' drunken antics, John Miles, the difficulty of organising a trip to Australia in the current climate, Barbados, the new Chinese Empire, Porky's Mick Jagger chase, why it was uncouth to share stories on Fleet Street, a disgraceful boating tale, the enduring appeal of the Beatles, and Kate Garraway's resilience. It's the podcast that stands the test of time, it's Life on Planet Porky.   

Follow the show on Twitter: @PlanetPorky or Mike is: @MikeParry8 while you can find Lesley-Ann: @LAJwriter.

Or you can email us questions or comments to: [email protected]. We'd love to hear from you! 

Transcript

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Music Okay, folks, welcome to the latest edition, the latest chapter, the latest thrilling adventure, from Planet Porky, with myself the Porkmeister, and of course, Rochick writer extraordinaire, Ms. Leslie Ann Jones.

1:08.7

Miss Jones, how are you this fine day?

1:12.5

Very good, thank you, Michael.

1:18.5

Had a great day yesterday out with all the rock and rollers. You're out gallivanting. Yes. Tell us all about it, please. So we have a biannual event called the Scribs, which is short for the Scriblers, pluckers,

1:25.3

thumpers and squawkers, which is basically rock writers, rock singers,

1:31.2

drummers and guitarists.

1:32.8

And we convened twice a year at a big pub in Barnes in West London

1:38.2

and have lots of live music and, you know, a meal and all get together.

1:44.4

And yeah, we were a little bit depleted yesterday.

1:47.2

I think we were 39 or 40 people.

1:49.8

We're usually about 50 altogether.

1:52.4

Okay.

1:52.7

But some people are, you know, laid up.

1:54.7

They can't get in because of travel restrictions.

1:57.4

There was the storm and all that yesterday.

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