235: The Caravan of Dreams (Christmas special)

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🗓️ 24 December 2021

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

It's a very Happy Christmas from Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones as they see you into the festive season with their latest offering, direct from Planet Porky.

Topics include: Postal problems during the build up to the big day, re-gifting, Southern dis-Comfort, The Wurzels, cider lollies, Simon Cowell's latest offering, winning money on TV, how Porky discovered a 'Chaser', Howard Blake, Walking in the Air, the laziness of 'Review of the Year' features, Piers Morgan's new career, Stingray, the Last Temptation of Christ, the difference between faith and religion, Jimmy Carr and his new show, how one particular scenario would see Prince Harry become King, Charles Dickens, overpopulation, Enid Blyton's terrible parenting, and Margaret Thatcher's children. It's the podcast that'll come down your chimney and fill your sack, it's Life on Planet Porky!

Follow the show on Twitter: @PlanetPorky or Mike is: @MikeParry8 while you can find Lesley-Ann: @LAJwriter.

Or you can email us questions or comments to: [email protected]. We'd love to hear from you!

From all of us at Planet Porky - have a very Happy Christmas!

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0:00.0	Okay folks you are listening to the latest and I hope you are listening to the latest and I hope greatest ever episode of life on planet Porky, with myself the Porkmeister, of course, and the Rock Chick-Riter, Extraordinaire, Miss Extraordinaire, or Air.
0:37.3	Have I changed gender? That's right. Yeah. Miss extraordinary air.
0:39.6	Have I changed gender?
0:41.0	That's right.
0:42.6	Lazianne Jones.
0:50.0	And Lazian, if my voice feels a bit rough this morning today as we record this last one before Christmas,
0:52.4	it's because I'm afraid I've been whacked down by a cold,
0:55.1	but delighted to be able to say it's not COVID.
0:58.1	So, you know, small mercies, I suppose.
0:59.2	Gosh, yeah.
1:01.4	I mean, there's so much of it around at the moment. Yeah, there is.
1:02.2	People, two of my children are done with it.
1:05.0	Yeah.
1:05.6	In different parts of London, thankfully not with me. I'm sorry that they're not with me, but, you know, that doesn't put me at risk because
1:13.2	they're elsewhere.
1:14.2	But, yeah, that's Christmas scuppered for us, really, because they won't be through the
1:18.9	quarantine period in time.
1:21.0	Sure.
1:21.9	So, yeah.
1:23.3	I mean, but anything can happen in the next half hour, as I keep saying.
1:27.9	They could lock us down before Christmas at this rate.
1:30.9	Yeah, absolutely.
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