Okay, folks, thank you very much indeed for joining me today.

I'm the Porkmeister.

You were listening to Life on Planet Porky and, of course, the other main character,

or the main character, I should say, within the chapters of adventures that we bring you from Planet Porky

is, of course, rock chick writer herself, Ms Lysa Ann Jones. You may have heard her giggling there

just now. She's a bit of a giggler, or Leslie Ann. Ms. Jones, how are you this fine day?

I'm absolutely fine, Michael. Thank you very much for asking.

That's fine, no problem. You've been having some adventures, though, haven't you?

I don't know where to start.

I made a mistake a few weeks ago about the Scottish national team

by underrating it in terms of how many Premier League players play for it.

Because I come from the era, actually touched on this in one of the previous podcasts, I come from

the era of Dennis Law and In St John and Alex Young, the Golden Vision, all that kind of

stuff. And, you know, I didn't give Scotland the due praise and credit they deserve for having

so many plays in the English Premier League. And fully enough, two days after I said all that in the Jeremy

Vine Show, a statue was unveiled in Aberdeen for Dennis Law, who I think is one of the greatest

ever, to be honest. And it was more to see a statue. So I made my amends. I got a kilt sent

to me by a fine kilt maker in Scotland called McGregor and McDuff. Thank you very much indeed

to them for helping me out there.

I've got that right. I'm sure it wasn't Ben, Dune and Phil McCavity. Oh, now come on, Miss Jones.

A, we are a family show. And B, we are a family show. And B. That's just names, right? I mean, that is just names.

And B, right, we are not going to, you know, sort of start taking the Mickey out of all things Scottish.

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