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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

232-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.723.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2014

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Gimme, Gimme, Gimme said the less than fully toothed lady. That's no way to get the joint passed over, boo. You gotta mind your manners! White trash is a special breed of human and we like to think of them as the worst (and most entertaining) representation of our race. From West Virginian gypsies to your standard meth head, there's no shortage of awful when it comes to the White man. Biggie vs Beatles is no where near over. We read your emails as you side with one or the other - and you don't hold back! Plus dozens of awful songs have been pouring in. We bless your earholes with the sweet sounds of no talent. Top Dog is on the horn and he now wants to be an author. Won't you buy his book?

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0:00.0

I want to let me post this on Instagram.

0:04.3

That's Segura Tom on Instagram right?

0:06.5

That's right.

0:07.4

That's right.

0:11.9

That's right.

0:16.9

That's right.

0:21.7

That's right.

0:24.6

That's right.

0:26.6

That's right.

0:27.6

That's right.

0:28.6

That's right.

0:30.6

What happened this morning, Tom?

0:33.6

Why were we late to the game?

0:36.6

Party.

0:37.6

Because you're an insatiable pig.

0:40.6

You're an insatiable pig.

0:42.6

What did I do?

0:43.6

I didn't do anything.

0:44.6

You're just a machine.

0:46.6

I dropped a hammer in you.

0:48.6

Yeah.

0:49.6

I got to take all that love.

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