231-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2014

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

What hurts on you? Your what, your what, your what? That's nice, lady! As the Great Italian pornographer, Rocco says, "You must have both the passion and the chemistry and the focus and not know when the end is here for it to go with what is there." Understand? Peter Caine is our new hero. Don't you dare threaten him and don't EVER leave your dog with a friend. Friends are the worst. Bad songs are evidently existence in abundance. Thank you for filling our inbox with them. Is the Biggie/Beatles debate over? Nope! Who do you side with, Tina's super white/super lame explanation or Tom's hard and black and super real argument? Gross sexual kinks are fascinating. Do you have one? Please share. And, you know what I'm sayin, we want that GENUINE "Gnam sayin" Know what we're saying? Bossa Nova forever!

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0:00.0	yak
0:02.2	you
0:12.0	Yeah.
0:19.0	Yeah.
0:23.0	Yeah.
0:24.0	Yeah.
0:25.0	Yeah.
0:26.0	Jeans.
0:27.0	Yeah.
0:28.0	Did you live in Toronto?
0:30.0	Toronto?
0:31.0	If so.
0:32.0	Jeans and I are coming there to do a super show of stand-up comedies and the podcast July 12th.
0:41.0	Yep.
0:42.0	Get your tickets, your mom's house podcast.com.
0:44.0	You better get them quick.
0:45.0	It is a month away and well over half sold out already.
0:52.0	So there's limited seats.
0:56.0	I'm actually doing some pretty cool shows leading up to that.
1:03.0	First I'm going to Buffalo, New York, June 27th through 28th.
1:09.0	Then July 9th, I'm going to the Fox and Fiddle in London, Ontario.
1:15.0	Is that in London, Canada?
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