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Episode One

232 - Uncle's Houseboat Presents World War Infinity (Live in L.A.) [Patreon Preview]

Episode One

Episode One

Comedy

4.8858 Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2022

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

The cast of Uncle's Houseboat shares their script for the action blockbuster World War Infinity (ft. Felix Biederman) (Recorded 2022-05-19). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/67250510

Transcript

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0:00.0

Well, I think there's a reason Mr. Drama is so sad over here.

0:03.1

We're talking about the Gildans, but we haven't been talking about what else happened at this party.

0:06.9

Oh, shit.

0:07.5

The premiere of Pixar Sotas.

0:10.5

Yo.

0:11.3

And this is the saddest shit I ever seen in my life.

0:14.0

Like, it was obviously for, like, kids because, like, I know that because, like, I love kids movies, because, because like they're also for adults and so when you watch

0:22.8

them you understand like what the sodas were going through and like you know they didn't want to

0:27.5

get decarbonated and they didn't want to go flat and stuff and they're trying to make them all

0:33.7

nitro so fucked dude it might be because we took two kilogram edibles before we watched the movie.

0:40.2

But, like, I was drinking a Diet Coke while we were watching it.

0:44.0

And I just stopped because I was like, this is like a person.

0:46.7

You like killing a person.

0:47.5

Like, she's talking on the screen and I'm just drinking her.

0:51.1

Didn't feel right.

0:52.4

And like when Coke and Diet coke have that fight at the

0:54.9

end of the movie is like you never let me be diet you never let me have the aspartame i want

0:59.8

like i fucking i like cried a little bit like you know i'm like the youngest middle age guy ever

1:06.3

but like i realize as i'm getting like more older that like my emotions are catching up to me like ghosts.

1:14.1

Well, I think they're just making movies

1:15.6

more emotional these days, you know what I mean?

1:17.5

Like, in that movie, I mean, not to spoil it

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