232: Reviews of Coachella
Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
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4.8 • 5.5K Ratings
🗓️ 10 May 2023
⏱️ 53 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Beach to Sandy Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think. |
| 0:13.3 | Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could. |
| 0:38.0 | Hello, high flying singer songwriters. |
| 0:41.1 | We're going to Coachella Valley today. |
| 0:44.9 | We're going to ride the heat wave. |
| 0:45.6 | Okay. |
| 0:47.0 | I've never been. |
| 0:48.4 | Yeah, I can tell. |
| 0:50.1 | I can tell. |
| 0:50.7 | You don't get it. |
| 0:51.5 | You don't get the vibes. |
| 0:52.4 | You know, that's okay. |
| 0:53.7 | That's okay. |
| 0:54.5 | I've been there just a couple times. How times i only went once i went twice oh my one time as a VIP the other time as a |
| 1:01.8 | normal person did you pay VIP I did not pay for that ticket how do you get it a stranger cat |
| 1:07.4 | cat Martino was performing there with uh she was singing backup for Sophia on Stevens. That's casual. And she knew I was in L.A. and she reached out. She's like, hey, you want a VIP pass? What the hell? And I was like, okay. He was like, yeah, and for my sister. Never mind. It was like my first week working at my job, my new job, with, you know who. |
| 1:28.7 | Yeah, that's, well, that's why I thought maybe it was, like, related to that job. Yeah, no, it had nothing to do with him. He wouldn't give you free VIP. No, absolutely not. He would not have. He shall not be named. Yeah, it would have turned bad. But, no, it was lots of fun. I bumped into Amber Rose's security detail in the VHP. |
| 1:28.8 | Physically. |
| 1:29.4 | Physically. |
| 1:30.0 | I thought you just meant. I wasn't like, oh, hey, good to see you. Security up for Amber Rose. I was like, it's extremely alarming that you knew what are security detail looks like. I definitely didn't. Cool. But you found out. The moment I ran into this man who was probably literally twice my size. Oh height and width and just everything. He was just massive. Like, you know, he could just squash me. I bumped into him and I was like, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry, whatever. They're polite. Nothing bad happened. It wasn't like, I don't. And then I look behind him and there's like Amber Rose just kind of chilling. Oh, boy, Sandy. |
| 2:17.5 | I was like, oh, whoopsies. |
| 2:18.7 | Oh, boy. |
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