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Today we are reviewing preschools.

Preschools.

Are we qualified to do that? No, which is why we're not reviewing them. Yeah, we're not. We're reading reviews of them. We're going to definitely have lots of thoughts. We always do. We always do, whether you like it or not. How is this experience for you? I guess. What do you think? It's like not great? Yeah. I struggled.

Yeah.

This was our fault. This was in that Google Doc we have of all the themes. I don't remember our fault. I don't remember being part of this. It was. You just told me. You put it in the list. Crap. And I used it. Crap. And people voted for it. So I did do this.

Yes.

Okay.

I take full responsibility.

Good.

Now that's out. I used it. Crap. And people voted for it. So I did do this. Yes.

Okay.

I take full responsibility. Good. Now that it's out of the way. Now that it can be proven that I was responsible. No. I mean, exactly what that patron commenter said. It can get depressing. There's some really fucked up shit that happens in preschools. And that's true for many of the things we talk about that there's fucked up shit.

But I don't know. There's some really fucked up shit that happens in preschools. And that's true for many of the things we talk about that there's fucked up shit.

But I don't know, when it comes to very small children, sometimes this is not good.

Okay, but to clarify, we're not like bringing those. No, God, no.

So if you're listening to this and you're like, never mind.

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