230-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2014

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Body Talk, yo. What's your body say about you? Do you have towels? Partners? A LOT of time? Get your fitness on, God. Tina's not playin. She's doing Quadruplethons and she's sponsored by Chili and other premium fitness brands. We love working out in prison and prison movies too! Chopper and Bronson are doing it real big and with cool accents. More bad songs, DENTAL UPDATE, WYR and More!

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0:00.0	Are you ready? Yeah.
0:11.5	It's people's theme. Yeah. I love this song. You can see people from
0:17.4	Kickin' you know, he takes a shit and then he kicks his hind legs and anger at it. I love that. This is beef. He's
0:23.7	He's trolling the neighborhood right now. The bitches
0:26.7	Get the deal. Twenty-fold saving. Collecting right right now.
0:32.6	His extortion money. Yeah.
0:35.2	Guys, if you haven't got your greasy shirt, get on that shit now. I don't know for ordering another batch of them.
0:43.0	We're not. So this is it. We have a
0:45.8	Couple other shirts that are gonna be released in the next couple of months. We have two new shirts
0:52.0	But greasy is almost out
0:54.0	We sold out of one of the girl sizes. There's a few others. I don't know, but it's an awesome shirt
1:00.7	And it's at your my house podcast.com
1:04.1	Please check it out
1:06.6	It's Friday. I'm at the San Jose Improv tonight. I love that class tomorrow
1:12.4	And Sunday with denim on denim
1:16.4	Jeff Tate. He got a denim summer jacket. He showed me it's a sleeveless
1:20.5	Denim vest. Hopefully he'll have it on for the shows. You know, I've been seeing these sleeveless denim vests and that's a very bold denim move
1:28.5	You have to have nice arms a nice body and I'm sure Jeff has both
1:33.0	Not only that you got to believe in yourself. You got to have really good self-esteem, you know
1:40.2	I'm home for a week after that. Then I go to Buffalo never been a Buffalo doing helium
1:45.7	Which has great clubs everywhere else in the country?
1:48.7	And
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