Cold Open! Hello! You are about to listen to our live show from Raleigh, North Carolina.

It was a very fun time, just as we managed to have a very fun time in Columbus and Indian

apolis this week, and very nearly but not quite in Ann Arbor as well. To all those Ann Arbor

rights and other Mishaganders, we're very sorry we had to cancel but also very pleased

to be doing what we are told to do in these uncertain times. We still have your questions

and your email addresses though, so expect to hear from us soon regarding what we are

going to be doing with those resources. We'll also be in touch soon if we haven't already

about refunds. We know that these are difficult and uncertain times in many parts of the world.

If you're anything like me, you're constantly swinging back and forth between overreacting

and underreacting and never quite sure which one of those things you are doing. I think

that's really normal in times of uncertainty and I think that the only way out of that

is time and the certainty that comes with it. And the best way to spend that time, as we

must, is taking care of ourselves and providing care for others when it's needed. Thanks

for being awesome and for hanging out with us whether you did it in the real world

or you're just doing it here and please enjoy this episode of Dear Hank and John.

And welcome to Dear John and Hank. It's Dear Hank and John. It's called Dear Hank and John.

It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions. Give you TV to fight and bring

you on the week's news from both Mars and AFC woman and John. Yes. I was very elegantly

done, Hank. You know John, John. Yes. Of course. Yes. Do you know what an acorn is? What

is an acorn? In a nutshell, it's an oak tree. They're cheering. Yeah. The problem with

that joke is that it was funny. It was a good joke, but that's going to encourage you

to tell more jokes and all the others are so bad. So it was that is that is a good joke.

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