230: The Hot Love of Angry Pigeons

Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2020

⏱️ 36 minutes

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How do I stop losing forks? How do I handle my cat's internet fame? What's your favorite bird? How do I quit my job? What do I do when my job runs out of pasta? Why do some chairs have butt grooves? John Green and Hank Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank at John.
0:07.0	There was a opportunity to think of a Dear John in Hank.
0:09.0	It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you to be a
0:11.8	advice and bring you all the weeks news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.
0:15.5	John, why don't Uber drivers need to go to the gym?
0:20.3	Something involving lifting.
0:21.5	Yeah, because all of them also lift.
0:26.5	I like when I get enough of your jokes to ruin the punch line.
0:31.5	But then you still go hard on the punch line anyway.
0:34.3	Right.
0:35.3	Well, hey, what was I going to do?
0:36.9	I can't.
0:37.9	Okay.
0:38.9	Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster.
0:42.5	Trying to find a time.
0:44.5	No, that's a good joke.
0:47.4	Okay.
0:48.4	That's a good joke.
0:49.4	It's a, but not to be that guy.
0:52.6	This is the most that guy.
0:55.4	This is the most that guy thing I'm going to do hopefully all day.
0:58.6	Yeah.
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