229-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2014

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

The battle continues! What's the worst song we've ever heard? YOU GET TO DECIDE. Could it be about Ames, Iowa? Maybe. West Saint Paul? Possibly. Chinese Food? Hey, what's happening here? Luckily for you, it's all terrible. Horses are NOT WELCOME in the Mommy Dome. Get your glue machine out of our faces. Smelly, demon dwellers. Vietnamese seems like a difficult language. Now try it with a gun to your head. We make it easy!!! Plus we have to navigate how to say a very, um, difficult name to pronounce.

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0:00.0	Team pairs of jeans.
0:01.0	Say you're riding again.
0:07.0	One, two, three, 17 pairs of jeans.
0:11.0	But like it.
0:14.0	Oh my god.
0:18.0	He didn't just do that.
0:22.0	He didn't just do that.
0:29.0	He didn't just stop the music, pull the mic down and you're asking them to park.
0:34.0	People have been asking for it.
0:36.0	Actually they have.
0:37.0	That's the weird part.
0:39.0	People have been demanding a fart mic.
0:44.0	We actually got somebody that said, please don't get one I like to try and hear them.
0:50.0	Before we start anything, huge thank you.
0:53.0	Thank you, thank you to Portland and to Seattle for coming out from my shows.
0:57.0	I had the most fun I have ever had to do a stand-up comedy and I want to thank you guys so much.
1:02.0	It really means the world to me.
1:04.0	I know you didn't have more fun than I had in Braille this weekend.
1:07.0	Whatever.
1:08.0	Did you have a blast?
1:11.0	Bro, we had a fucking blast.
1:15.0	Well I just want you guys to know this is the beginning of a whole new movement, a whole new bell movement.
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