This is the only actized podcast by Jake and Amir, so don't be lost

To subscribe on your podcast speed, they'll teach you how to seize that cheese

Write them about STDs, Jake doesn't care if there's blood on his piece

So if you don't know what to do, they'll tell you what to do if they were you

If I were you

Damn! Two things about that intro really make me laugh

One, imagining a robot singing it, like a robot that's trying to be a human

And two, you playing it for a girl right before you try to hook up with her

Yeah, I could see that

So this is like I have a podcast and this is sort of a smooth R&B jam from it

The part about me not caring if there's blood when I pee is sort of an inside joke

It doesn't reflect

It is rooted in reality but uh

Sorry, I'm not clean. Are you not clean? Can we do this?

Did you ever get the results of your test back yet?

I get them tomorrow, but you're not you're not you're not too concerned because of

something that she told you? Oh yeah well no I don't want to say this again

Look at me to trouble last time. It came from a doctor

It's the first time I went to a doctor and uh

tried to get an STD test he was like what do you think you have?

And I said uh I mean I don't have any symptoms I just want

I guess D all of the above. Yeah, just like test me for everything

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