23 & Me but for Dicks

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2020

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

The boys riff on jerking it to National Geographic, realize how dope didgeridoos are, and investigate whether Michael would make a good sex coach. Plus they pay their respects to the world's group sex record holder, who had sex with over 900 people in a single day. This is a self help podcast.

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0:00.0	You were gonna ketamine?
0:02.0	No.
0:03.0	I don't even know what it is.
0:04.0	In my head.
0:05.0	Of course, Trangelo.
0:06.0	Of course, you know what it is.
0:07.0	Gabriel.
0:08.0	I've actually never done ketamine.
0:09.0	Oh.
0:10.0	Oh.
0:11.0	Really?
0:12.0	I think if you do ketamine, popular in the cities that are over 100 degrees.
0:16.0	Drugs are popular when it's hot out.
0:18.0	Yeah.
0:19.0	Why is that?
0:20.0	I think it just makes staying indoors more fun.
0:23.0	Yeah.
0:24.0	I mean, if you don't have air conditioning, cocaine will cool you down.
0:26.0	Not really.
0:27.0	Oh, no, it makes you hot.
0:28.0	It makes you hot.
0:29.0	It's mentally like snow.
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