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Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2020

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

TWall and MB get wild in this one. They talk about how to jerk off like a real tax paying adult, discuss why Dracula sounds like an idiot, and find out how Michael performed at the Toe-ster Strudel. They also discuss the most science thing ever... the football helmet fleshlight.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	I love a good fishnet.
0:02.0	I wanna catch me a bass bitch.
0:04.5	This motherfucker.
0:05.8	Are you even allowed inside of a hot topic?
0:08.2	Psh.
0:09.7	Hey, swing better, better, better, better.
0:12.5	Why would people yell that when you're trying
0:14.5	to play baseball to distract him?
0:15.5	Swing better, swing better.
0:16.4	I think it's just a piss you off.
0:19.9	I think it's a piss you off, but also thanks
0:21.7	because that's what I'm doing.
0:23.0	You know what I mean?
0:23.9	I'm like, I'd piss me off.
0:24.7	I don't like being told what to do
0:25.9	when I'm doing the thing, what to do.
0:27.3	Me either.
0:28.1	I don't like to be told what to do, period.
0:29.4	That's why I fucking want to fight people
0:30.6	in Chipotle.
0:31.4	Don't tell me to put my dog on,
0:32.2	even though you're 100% right.
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