88: Eating Wings on Rimjob Night

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2020

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Ayoooooo the bois went in on this one. They riff on what to eat on rimjob night, how big Goliath's peepee was, and Michael's big sex weekend. Oh they also discuss intermittent fasting for your dick. You know... SCIENCE.

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