228-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2014

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

When you bark like a dog, you should BARK LIKE A REAL ENRAGED DOG. Thankfully, we have the man to show you how it's done. Ain't no woof woof over here, kid. Your Jeans have spoken and confirmed what HALF of US already knew - Tommy is pretty close to being the MAIN MOMMY via the Biggie vs Bowie vs Beatles debate. But then again Tina hasn't stopped making brown for the last few days, so does the MAIN MOMMY CROWN belong on her??? We have more awful songs and examine a Tyler Perry, uh, movie - is that what they're called? It also has a song that could run alongside Summertime and Social. It's BAD meaning BAD.

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0:00.0	ourcing
0:26.4	Hello lovely
0:22.4	We're not dead, we're not dead, we're not dead
0:26.3	We're all coming to your mom's house
0:28.5	Your host, Amsterdam, Cigur, and Christina Paginski
0:37.8	Mom, we love your jeans, we're
0:39.8	But I'm outside and put your red office
0:42.2	Dip a lid your whole life, blind
0:44.0	Bikes, extra brown talk
0:46.0	You better wipe down, don't
0:47.7	Has the take to listen to their mummies with the crown
0:51.0	Oh, wipe down, or is it wiped up
0:53.5	Oh, my God, seriously, been there up a sale of shots
0:57.1	Oh, yeah, and that's good enough
0:59.6	It's a shot, you've lost them on T28 and trim
1:03.2	I take PR, be shiny man, I'm
1:05.5	Yes, why, who's smarter, was that the human
1:08.2	All I know, Bikes
1:10.2	Hey, buddy, guess who it is
1:12.4	Many people don't spread the knowledge
1:14.6	All about the shit
1:16.4	Mommy, T and Mommy, see
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