227-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2014

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

DON'T RECORD ME, SON! Stay up, Staten Island. And yo, I heard your girl been giving that stuff out to all dem guys, yo! Who would you rather have playing at your birthday party a leather boy or a B Boy? You're picking sides here, dawg. Tina is eating a lot of veggies and her toots are sending a clear message. Will she respond appropriately??? If you report the news, report it! Say the thing that the guy said. We're adults. We can handle it, jeans. There are songs galore here and an ALL NEW FILL HER UP that will have you seriously deliberating who to seal shut! Aren't you glad that SUMMERTIME IS HERE. It's the best, right?

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0:30.0	so high flu, high flu, high flu, high flu, high flu, high flu, high flu, high flu, you can't
0:44.6	damn you all lazy.
0:45.8	Wow, when did Theo have time to write that?
1:00.7	You know, he does stuff on his own sometimes.
1:02.6	What can I say?
1:04.0	What can I say?
1:05.0	I just saw him.
1:06.0	I just saw him in the kitchen licking the floors.
1:09.4	He didn't mention that he wrote a song.
1:11.6	He writes a lot of songs.
1:13.6	He's a talented guy.
1:14.6	He is.
1:15.6	There's so much to cover this episode.
1:19.1	We're going to have a lot of fun.
1:20.1	It's a big week for the two of us.
1:23.5	Oh yeah, what do you have going on?
1:25.3	Well, it's a big stand up week.
1:26.5	I'm saying you are, you're doing it real big.
1:30.1	You're doing my favorite thing in the world, which is the one nighters in two of my favorite
1:35.5	cities.
1:36.5	Wait a minute.
1:37.5	Those are two of my favorite cities.
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