4.7 • 23.4K Ratings
🗓️ 30 May 2014
⏱️ 85 minutes
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0:00.0 | I didn't know what it was. |
0:07.0 | Seriously? |
0:08.0 | No. |
0:09.0 | This is your land. |
0:10.0 | Oh, my phone. |
0:11.0 | Jeans, if you haven't already, please, please, please get your tickets to June 6th, the |
0:17.7 | Fun House in Portland, Oregon. |
0:20.3 | And June 7th, I'm at the rendezvous theater in Seattle, Washington. |
0:23.8 | I'm doing stand-up one night only in both of those cities. |
0:28.1 | Please get your tickets. |
0:29.1 | Go to your mums house, podcast.com, or just see me at com.com. |
0:33.1 | And if you're afraid of going alone, you know, you can do tweet me and be like, I'm |
0:37.8 | already tweet you so that you can find a jeans, a mommy to go with. |
0:41.1 | Make a friend? |
0:42.1 | Yeah, I've already done that. |
0:43.1 | How will you get from Portland to Seattle? |
0:46.1 | I'm so curious. |
0:47.1 | Oh, by airplane? |
0:48.1 | By airplane. |
0:49.1 | I'm not going to drive right now. |
0:51.1 | God knows. |
0:52.1 | How many hours is that? |
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