224: The Crown Pooch Strangle Dangle

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2017

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Log celebrates his birthday. Steve invites you aboard Flight 2017. And Joe recounts the time Lord Heseltine never even strangled a dog. Apologies for the clipping on this one, but we all had very large mouths and lungs this day.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to episode 224 of regular features. I'm a wise old mountain dweller.
0:08.9	And on my right is Steve Fogarty. Hello. I'm a stupid old mountain dweller. I live up here with
0:18.4	the wise old mountain dweller And together we make quite the comedy pairing
0:23.3	I find your stupidity irritating at times
0:26.3	But I do love you
0:27.9	Who's that on my left
0:30.1	It's someone I don't love at all
0:32.1	I'm your goat
0:33.5	Joe Scravels
0:35.0	And in my mind
0:36.9	Goats have no place on the mountain at all.
0:39.3	You should all wipe out.
0:40.3	Get out of my fucking delay.
0:42.3	Anyway, I'm not, I'm not wise at all.
0:44.3	I'm John Blythe.
0:45.3	You are wise.
0:46.3	You can call me Log.
0:48.3	No, Log, my alter ego is the wise one.
0:50.3	John Bly had just called around being stupid.
0:53.3	Running a fucking poof of cunts in nothing that's not true you're all nice I know you've got a story you want to tell who's the latest cunt who's the latest cunt oh wow you want me to rank my customers in chronological cuntiness? Yeah.
1:11.6	You were in the pub recently.
1:12.6	I was.
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