What I've dedicated my life to is revenge.

A brand new drama based on the bestselling novel. They think they're better than us. Who do you think you are? I'm going to prove to them that they're wrong. She's punishing me. You destroyed my family. I will not rest until I've destroyed yours. A woman of substance on Channel 4 starts tonight at 9. What's more funny is they're like, for a close-up image,

I'm like, you're literally

squashing my tit to a pancake.

How much closer do you motherfuckers need to get?

Like, you got to look in, do they have the laydown one?

I'd pay an extra 40 for the laydown one that I don't get fucking squashed.

Or it's just like presses forward or something instead of the jaw. the laydown one, I'd pay an extra 40 for the laydown one that I don't get fucking squashed.

Or it's just like presses forward or something instead of the jaws of life.

Well, it's more my face gets smashed against the glass.

Listen, if it'd be any closer, my tit would be in your mouth.

Yeah.

That's why I'm like close of imaging.

Well, it's like that they can tell some like, I don't know, 3D. I'm not getting the terminology right, but I was like, yeah, I mean, at this point, just do it. Like, just give me the add on. Like, it's like, just go ahead. Like, I want these boobies to be first class, you know? Like, no, these are not coach boobies. Okay? Let's just put it, put it right there.

Business class boobies right here.

Imagine if you get the picture, you should text that to somebody that you used to sex.

Look at my, look at my HD X-ray tithes. Ha ha ha. Hey everybody.

Oh, sorry.

We were both waiting for the other one.

I was like, Dr. I didn't's taking it off the top. Take it. Take it. I don't know. I was sorry. That was great. For both of us. Oh, my gosh. Taxes week. Hope everybody's getting a taxes done. My God. I know. It feels like it's now like March 1st. All the Ws have come in. All the different 1099s. I had a big adulting day, Erica. Wow. I've been really checking things off the list because I don't like to do things in summer when it's beautiful out. So I got my mammogram last week. Check check. Everything also falls at the same time. Like it just happens to like, okay, it's been a year. I'm going to the dermatologist to check the skin checks, you know. You got to stay on top of this, gals and dudes who's ever listening. You got to get those malls checked or whatever you have, those freckles. And then then today I am finally a New York state.

I have my ID.

I have my real ID.

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