#222 Heroin Chic
Two Stand-Up Gals
Erica Spera and Teresa DeGaetano
4.8 • 658 Ratings
🗓️ 19 March 2026
⏱️ 59 minutes
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E & T are back this week reminiscing about their old dance and musical theater days, how young women's bodies are sexualized way too early, and the frustration of "heroin chic" coming back. The gals also chat about Carolyn Bessette's style, Britney Spears DUI, Love is Blind, and unfair ageist gym discounts. The end of the episode features a Patreon Preview.
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| 0:00.0 | I was a passionate of on climax. That was my name in Little Abner. And I walked around and like, |
| 0:05.9 | yeah, there was a very, like, she was very flirty and her name was a passionado of on climax. And I got |
| 0:11.4 | that role. And this was when I had gained some weight in high school. So we found this dress |
| 0:16.7 | at like a thrift store or something. And then I couldn't fit into it. |
| 0:21.2 | Like at the auditions, I could. |
| 0:22.6 | And then when the time the show came, I couldn't. |
| 0:25.3 | So they had to add an extra panel in the back, |
| 0:27.4 | which always makes you feel good. |
| 0:29.0 | Just like the word panel, panel. |
| 0:32.1 | And put some siding on this house. |
| 0:36.3 | That's what it sounds like. |
| 0:37.9 | It's so bad. |
| 0:39.1 | It's like dance is not made for anybody with hips, tits, and an ass. |
| 0:43.4 | It's just like not that type of dancing, I feel like, |
| 0:46.4 | because everything's wiggling and jiggling. |
| 0:48.8 | And then you're like, this is getting a little X-rated. |
| 0:51.4 | Like today in workout class. |
| 0:52.8 | It is crazy that you'll be like seven. |
| 0:54.8 | And already people are like, you don't have the body. |
| 0:56.7 | You don't have the body for finger skating. |
| 0:59.4 | It's fucked up. |
| 1:00.9 | You're like, what? |
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