Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Golden Ratio podcast. I am Jen Jaramam. Join us always

by Jared Ed. Hi. How's it going, Jared Ed? You know, I'm cautious about this podcast.

Why is that? I feel like I'm getting ready to be ejected for my perceived humor.

Maybe calling me toots was not your best move. I'm full of bad movies. The cocktail of the week

this week is the blueberry lemon sparkler. It is so good. It's very pretty for sure. It doesn't look

like blueberry though. In what sense it is not like round and plump. Fair enough. It has the blueberries

on the little spiky thing. Yeah, it is garnished with them. That's true. I had some blueberries and so

I made blueberry simple syrup, which is just like equal parts blueberries and sugar and water.

And then I put some lemon zest in there and squeezed in a lemon. And then it's just

an ounce of that and an ounce and a half of vodka. In this case, we used our friends at

the US legal realm made a sugar cane vodka, which is delish. Yeah, it's good. They know they

can make anything well, I think. Yeah. And so we don't have a lot of misses.

Nope. So they give me a bottle of that and it was very tasty.

So that's it. Vitamins. It doesn't look like that girl in Willy Wonka. She looks like a blueberry.

Veronica. Does she don't want to plump up like a blueberry?

Veronica. No, I'm sorry. Veronica salt. That's for her. So they're great 90s band. Yeah, the band

is better than that per caracter. Yeah, Veronica salt. Okay. Let's do dog updates.

Unless you have administrative corner business, which I always prefer to have first while I'm

still awake. So we did the wisdom live podcast or people ask questions. That's because wisdom

like offered to give us money if we did it. And then the email this week, I submitted like all

the paperwork for it. And they're like, sorry, your podcast doesn't live anymore. So we're not

giving you the money. And I was like, if it's not there anymore, it's because you guys took it

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