Welcome to the Golden Ratio Live Podcast. I am Jen, Jair Mom.

Join us by Jair Dad.

Hi.

It's fine. I am amazed that this technology, the internet, baffles me.

Please be patient with us as we figure out what the heck we're doing on this podcast.

Actually, we know what we're doing podcast wise. We just don't know what we're doing.

App wise.

But there should be a way that you can like try to talk to us.

And we will totally like answer some questions. It says that there are guests waiting now, which will look there in a minute.

So you should be able to talk.

And that'll be awesome.

Just not all the time. Just like me.

Well, with them, I think I'll be able to like, when I would host like NPR call in radio, hang up on them.

No, you I cannot hang up on.

Oh, God, you've tried. And we know you've tried.

So before we start taking questions from you guys, because you probably have to figure this thing out too, we did not talk on the podcast this week about the award winners.

And in fact, we have not given out the award winners, even though we normally give them on Friday.

So we need to do that.

Yeah, it's a, as usual, a close race for the bottom.

The guac is the only dog eligible to win low maintenance dog of the week this week.

Because everyone else had medical issues or.

Rocky man spotted fever.

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