You're in love with Big Mike.

I am.

Oh, but I don't know why they call him.

Oh, he's right there.

Oh, he's right here.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Christy.

Why do they call him Big Mike?

He's, she's in love with you, Big Mike. Did you know this? Bion, bongya, bongya, bong, yeah, bongya y'i, yeah. We're sitting in a bar.

Are we recording right now?

Yeah, we're recording right now.

I just performed and yeah, I'm kind of a big deal at Barlubich.

Is that how you say it?

Misty McCullough. Yeah. Girl, you don't even know my name. I've known you for 5,000 years. LaBolish. So, I'm here with Christy Pryswowski. What the fuck? and who's in love with Big Mike. Big Mike, are you doing the buggers sugar? He's rubbing his nose.

Are they... Christy, uh, Priswowsky? What the fuck? And who's in love with Big Mike?

Is Big Mike? Are you doing the bugger sugar? He's rubbing his nose. Are they serving powdered donuts in the bathroom again? Big Mike has been on the- Your lips? You're licking your lips? Christy, Big Mike has been on the podcast so many times. He does have seven gay men on the show. Licking his lips. Don't even go.

Look at him.

He's lost a thousand pounds, though.

I know.

Big Mike is no longer big. Have you ever kissed him? No. Have you ever been with a comic? Have I ever been with a comic, unfortunately, for like 17 years? But that was not intentional. I never wanted to date a comic. Really? That's one of my rules. What? only date comics? I'm just kidding. Do not date comics. No, you can't date comics. I tried once. Did you? But it was before I saw comedy. Who? You can't talk about it. Oh, I don't care. He doesn't care. I'm sure. Don Barnhart. Really? Yeah. Oh, okay. Before you were a comment? I mean, we just hung out a couple of times.

Okay. No sexuality was going on. I was still a virgin.

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