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The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

After Lab with Matty Fontana

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.4603 Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2017

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Lahna catches up with her "Limeade" husband Matty Fontana and learns why her shirt term comedy music video marriage in "Hatted The C**t" could never have survived.

Transcript

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0:00.0

I've been posting videos of my new kitten prints using the toilet.

0:08.1

Maddie, my kitten is potty training.

0:11.2

Like, I potty trained two kids.

0:13.3

A jinxy cat from Meet the Parents?

0:16.9

Yes.

0:17.7

Like, Meet the Parents.

0:19.4

You're right.

0:20.1

I forgot about Meet the Parents. You've got to say your last name, by the way, because I already know. It's the easiest. It's so. Fontana. Yeah. I mean, we've known each other for ages. I know. I know. I should be able to see your last name. Montana. No, you're like, you're like a parent. Not like a parent because you you do have kids but you're like a parent of

0:38.9

someone our age where they can never get the name right like they you know what I mean they call it

0:45.6

they called it like the Nintendo um it's okay you can walk through the room you're not going to

0:52.6

disturb us we're recording it's okay we're

0:55.7

sitting up at the in the improv upstairs in the um where they actually record podcasts okay cool

1:02.8

no worries we're not so are we are we okay to be up here okay okay okay all right anyways we're not going to stop recording. What's your name?

1:13.6

Anne from the improv just bodged in on us recording our podcast and she's picking up her lunch.

1:25.3

I just finished performing downstairs in the lab, which was really fun.

1:29.4

I always feel like it's a huge honor just to get us set anywhere in Hollywood that's worth a shit.

1:34.1

The lab is such a tough room, too, because it's such a sort of, they're not a lazy crowd or a tired crowd.

1:42.8

They're just, they're listeners. I think they don't know what they're doing in there. Like whenever I show up, they're like, I'm not sure what they're doing in there. Because it's not really, it's like a bar that they kind of just threw a stage in there. And then, but it's the improv, but they're not in the main room. So they've ended up in the lab and they're not, I don't know. I mean, it's called the lab for a reason. It's experimental. I mean, I've had some great sets in there and I've had some, you know, less than. Less than great sets. Braggable sets. Yeah, I don't think my set tonight was like one of my greatest ones of all time, but I still had fun.

2:02.2

Yeah.

2:03.1

Yeah. And if you didn't like it and there was nobody in the audience that you regret seeing you not do well, then who gives a shit, right? I didn't do bad. It just wasn't my favorite set of all time.

2:35.0

I mean, it's tough.

2:36.0

It is a tough room.

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