Welcome to Beach to Sandy Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.

Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

Hello, everyone. Welcome to Beach, you Sandy Water 2 at the podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion. My name is X-Teen. My name is X. Zandi. How you doing? I'm doing good. How are you doing? I'm so far away now. I know. It's great. Oh, no, it's so hard. I mean, oh. I feel like it's better because I can look at you instead of doing that weird turn when I was next to you. Yeah, true. Because I wasn't looking to you. I wasn't doing the turning. I was letting you do it. I was doing all of it. It was called a spinal flexion. I've been doing some yoga lately. Ew. I've developed a lot of new terminology.

Are you the one that doesn't like spines?

Yeah.

Why are you saying spinal anything?

Because I knew it would bother you.

Yeah, it does.

Okay.

At the sake of my own.

That's fine.

If it bothered you too, unhappy.

Certainly.

This theme is fun.

Honestly, Yuxner is one of the more exciting ones for me. Like some of the, just, I'm very excited to read these reviews. Let's just leave it at that. I mean, let's not leave it at that. Okay. You can keep talking. Okay, cool. Yeah, so it's reviews of, of places that no longer exist. Yeah.

Love it.

And then my challenge was to find a, from Natalie, was to find a review where someone says something isn't as great as they remembered it being as a child.

Oh, it didn't even occur to me that those would kind of coincide.

Yeah, it felt very fitting.

It's very like a nostalgic.

Also, for the first month of the year, man, we're really starting kind of...

Tell me, tell me how we're starting.

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