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Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

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My name is X-Teen.

My name is Zandi, and this podcast is a forever dog production.

That's their official logo. Audio logo. We have to say that every single episode we have to go

boom wow wow yep every single one from now on yeah they love it when we do that um yeah so we are very

excited to announce that we have uh joined the forever dog network yes um i forgot we were announcing this or saying something.

It's not really an announcement.

I mean, we probably should, last week's episode was our first.

Was already on there.

Okay.

So, but I, whatever.

We're just very excited because they're a really cool bunch of humans.

And from the first time we met them via Zoom we were like heck yeah this is a good

a good group of folks to be working with and thankfully they felt the same about us or at least they

said they did and they're still saying it they are as far as so far the little microphones that we

hid in their offices tell us that they are still on board with our show. Yes. It's pretty early, though. Yeah. I'll keep my ear to the gramophone. Okay. Oh, man, you're going to make them regret this. Okay. It's too late. I lost them. We lost them. Yeah. So if we've been hinting at any exciting news, that's what it is. That's it. We're very excited. We're excited. Yeah. You guys are probably like, okay, great. Get on with the show. Say that every week, to be fair. What? Get on with the show. Yeah, because we never get on with the show. Yeah. It's kind of fun to leave you in suspense, you know? Yeah, because it's so suspenseful as they wait for us to read reviews of

gated communities. It's a cliffhanger. Was this a Patreon? It was. Okay. Who was it? Well, I don't know. I've

just didn't know. Yeah, no, it's, I'm just kidding to that person. This is actually an exciting one, I think. Blaze thought it was relevant to our recent trip to Florida. It was, which is kind of funny that it ended up being this. Inadvertently relevant. Yes, exactly. So we thought maybe you had picked the option. No, no, no, no, no. Okay, good, good. I'm not that clever. That's what I said.

It's a place.

I was like, well,

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