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Knock, not who's there. Messy. Knock. Knock.

Who's there?

That's right.

It's me, producer Stephen.

I'm so good at this job.

I'm so good at this.

I'm here to do the intro for today because we're going to be running another chapter, another audio

chapter from the book. Oh, by the way, this is a podcast, this is a podcast bell called,

don't make me come back there with Dustin Nickerson in case. This might be your very first time, listen to this show. This would be very funny if it was because I'm not on the show

Normally so if this is your first of this in the show don't get used to me am I am my very annoying voice because it's usually Dustin and his beautiful wife Mel but today it's going to be me for the intro and like I said we're going to be running audio chapter from the book how to be married and in in in parentheses this is what he did he said how to be married and then in parentheses to Melissa, see, because it's a marriage book, but it's a very specific marriage book.

And you've heard the pitch. I don't need to do the pitch anymore.

It's available wherever books are sold and you guys should go out and get it. It's, it's, I've heard it's gotten a copy yet I'm not gonna buy one here's a deal drawn a line in the sand and I'm not buying this book okay you can't make me Dustin I'm not gonna buy it I think I deserve one for free okay I'm just gonna put it out there if I get a free one I'll put it in my in my bathroom and I will over the next six months I will finish it all right but I'm not gonna go I'm not buying it. I should have to buy it. Okay? I'm an independent

contractor. I don't get like health care anything like that, but I'm an

independent contractor of this company. I feel like that's a perk I should

get, okay? I know I don't Taylor Thompson got one for free. She didn't buy it. Okay? Is she better than me? Yes, again, yes, she is much much better than me, but I still feel like Zoltan Castas got one for free, I'm sure. Is he better than me? Also, yes, all these people who got free are free I'm sure is he better than me also yes all these people who got free

are free books are better than me but still at the same time like I'm you know like

just because I'm not good just because I suck at like everything I do doesn't mean I don't deserve a free book.

So if you listen to this episode, I want you to hit him up on Twitter,

hit him on my Instagram, get in his dams and say,

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