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Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson

211: You're All A Bunch of Lollygaggers!

Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson

Dustin Nickerson

Comedy, Kids & Family, Parenting

4.91.1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2022

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

It's back to school time in the Nickerson household, and Dustin and Mel are in the Frontseat to celebrate the first day of school (aka the best day in every parent's life), why youth sports might not always be worth the hassle, and recapping the final leg of the epic cross-country Nickerson family trip.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:10.7

Hey everybody, welcome don't make a... messy. of the for-mentioned podcast and alongside me in our state-of-the-art

0:24.0

recording studio here in East San Diego on the due south corner of our bedroom

0:29.0

wall is my lovely wife Melissa Nickerson.

0:31.3

Hey there. We are coming here just broadcasting in 4K

0:36.8

HD. Great audio set up here, soundproof walls staring at our bed in our room that is just an absolute

0:46.0

shambles right now absolute chaos but you'll never know that every day because

0:51.1

what you see right now is is nothing you're hearing this and if this is the clip that I chose which I doubt it is it's not coming in hot enough the caffeine is not kicked in enough for Mel we haven't kind of hit stride yet she's feeling a little tight

1:03.9

Oh yeah well you're in kind of a tight posture right now well you told me to lean

1:08.8

a little towards you and I get tight when the video's on.

1:13.0

You know, it's a fact.

1:15.0

You understand that this is not live, right?

1:18.0

Like, we're not zoom in this.

1:20.0

This is a 45 minute.

1:21.0

We don't have a feed going right now? No, no, this is not a life feed. This is a 45 minute we don't have a feed going no it's not a life feed this is a 40 to 50 minute

1:25.6

podcast of which I will choose one minute to clip up honestly I'll probably take the

1:30.2

highlights of two minutes and put it in one minute clips that's what we do

1:34.2

here don't make me come back there but anyways the insider's yeah just we got to say

1:38.7

something to loose mail up a little bit she has a few drinks in her caffeinated guys stop it's 3 p.m. it's 3 p.m. we have a tight

1:48.3

deadline 3 p.m. and she hasn't had a drink which means she's a little behind

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