213: Friends Don't Let Friends Let Their Kids Become Comedians
Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson
Dustin Nickerson
4.9 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 17 August 2022
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Summary
Dustin and Mel are back in the Frontseat to dive into the ins and outs of how (and when) comedians are booked at clubs, stories from a road trip with Joel, and why you should 100% be upset if your kid wants to become a comedian...but they 100% can't be. PLUS, a Bingo Dingo of DC League of Super-Pets!
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| 0:00.0 | Today's episode is brought to you by Munchy Mug, the world's number one premium no-spill snack cup. |
| 0:05.1 | Listen to today's episode for a special offer for Munchy Mug. |
| 0:08.0 | Munchy Mug, making your life less messy. |
| 0:10.7 | Hey everybody, welcome, don't make a... messy. |
| 0:15.0 | Hey everybody, welcome, don't make me come back. There, we are a funny podcast about family. |
| 0:17.0 | My name is Dustin Nickerson. |
| 0:18.0 | I'm a stand-up comedian, the host of the aforementioned podcast |
| 0:21.0 | and alongside me in our state of the art recording studio |
| 0:24.2 | slash the do south wall of our bedroom is my lovely wife Melissa Nickerson. |
| 0:28.4 | Hey there. Thanks for tuning in everybody. Thanks for listening to the book last week. We are back live. I mean |
| 0:36.0 | live. Nothing. It's not live. It's not live. You guys know how podcast works. |
| 0:40.7 | We're back. We're back. We've been busy. We've been traveling. I re-listened to the little kid chapter of the book that we posted last week. It was even better than I remembered. |
| 0:50.3 | Yeah, Mel hadn't read the book. No, I read it so many times. Mel, here's the thing, Mel hadn't read the book. And she had only... |
| 0:53.0 | Mel, here's the thing, Mel had only just read her POVs so many times. |
| 0:58.0 | Over and over and over and over and over. |
| 1:01.0 | Well, it's nice, you know. |
| 1:02.0 | And then I wrote all those study guide questions. |
| 1:04.5 | I went I got extra credit. Yeah above and beyond. |
| 1:07.6 | You always have been a teacher's pet and as I did not get paid for that and I think it. |
| 1:11.7 | I think it. Indirectly. |
| 1:15.0 | No, that was a pre-order bonus. |
| 1:18.0 | Pre-order bonus. |
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