212: Strange Gym Tales Vol. 2 (w/ Stanger)

The Dumbbells

Headgum

Fitness, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Comedians, Eugene Cordero, Ryan Stanger, Weights, Exercise, Health, The Dumbbells, Gym

5 • 612 Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2021

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Happy New Year! It’s official, 2021 has begun and what better way to kick things off than to listen to another round of strange gym tales from a certified weirdo. Stanger is flying completely solo this week and he kicks things off with some New Year’s resolution advice. Then it’s right into some weird shit that happened to him back in the day at the gym! Rest assured that he does answer listener questions throughout the episode. Some of the questions included are: good paleo snacks? How to beat a sugar craving? Are squats worth the effort? And more!

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:05.8	This episode is brought to you by Magic Spoon.
0:09.2	Hello, Bell Babies.
0:11.2	Nice to be talking to you guys again.
0:13.1	Happy New Year.
0:15.4	Yeah.
0:16.9	What are you guys thinking about?
0:18.2	What are you thinking about these days?
0:19.6	Are you thinking about time passing? Are you thinking about your youth? Are you thinking about growing up as a carefree kid?
0:26.8	I tell you what, guys, I was I was a carefree little sucker, happy, jolly kid. I loved good times,
0:35.1	good foods, and good feelings.
0:39.2	And I was chasing that.
0:40.0	Chasing that.
0:42.6	I was always angling to get my parents to go out to dinner.
0:45.4	I was always, you know, what are we going to have for dessert tonight?
0:46.5	Let's figure that out.
0:52.9	And then also, if I can make some kind of dessert happen in the morning time, I was going to do that. And my little trick or a scam that I thought
0:55.5	I was pulling on my parents was getting a sugary breakfast cereal. I thought, boy, if I can get them to
1:00.8	get me some garbage cereal that's quote unquote fortified with vitamins and nutrients, then I'm
1:08.1	pulling one over on old ma and pa. But here's the thing.
1:12.2	Janet Stanger, God lover, my mama knew the score and said, no dice on that.
1:18.5	I'm not getting you junk for, I'm not getting you candy to dump over milk for your, for your breakfast cereal.
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