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The Tim Dillon Show

212: 212 - Barnyard Creature

The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

News, News Commentary, Comedy

4.812.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2020

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Tim discusses a false accusation against him this week, the FBI raid on Jake Paul's home, why teachers should be defunded, and offers relationship advice during the pandemic. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-tim-dillon-show/ Please Support Our Sponsors: WALLETS - http://www.ridge.com/tim to get 10% off a ridge wallet. UNDERWEAR - https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ and order with PROMO CODE Tim to get 20% off your first order V

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This place is amazing and this flooring, wow! How did you manage it?

0:04.2

Well, Barrett Homes gave us the flooring and £1,000 for every 20,000 of the house price,

0:09.4

a lovely bonus. We could have spent it however we wanted, deposit, mortgage,

0:13.8

but we used it for moving costs. You know how Steve's back is?

0:18.8

Visit BarrettHomes.co.uk to find out more. Selected bloodsomely requires legal completion

0:23.6

on or before 30 June 2023. Flooring is up to the value of 1% of purchase price,

0:27.8

season C's applied. See website for details.

0:57.8

Who was offended at the name Frado? We thought it was a slur against Italian Americans,

1:02.4

so now we call him Chris Frado Cuomo Corleone and we remember and we forgive him for his

1:10.4

lie that he had coronavirus and beat it by chest exercises. Remember that when Chris Cuomo had

1:16.3

coronavirus and beat it by going like this?

1:22.2

That's how we beat it. So we apparently shut down the economy for something that you can beat

1:27.5

by just stretching your chest in the living room of your home. So we forgive him for his lie.

1:34.2

Okay? Like we would do. We would say, what's that line in the Godfather?

1:40.6

Which one? I don't know. He's disappointed in the kid. Is that the Godfather?

1:45.7

I don't know where you're talking. Where he's like, I don't know. He doesn't need

1:51.2

look at Frado and he was Frado. He disappointed me or something. What's that famous line?

1:58.2

I know it was you, Frado. That was, that was, you know, oh yeah, yeah, it is.

2:04.0

And know it was you, Frado. He got to, you broke my heart. You broke my heart. You broke my heart

2:09.6

when you're lying about having coronavirus and that you beat it by doing chest exercises.

2:13.6

But we forgave you. Your family. That's fine. Meatball has decided that the kids are going back

2:20.0

to school and cases in New York are very low and people are just going to get back to the business

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