4.8 • 12.2K Ratings
🗓️ 2 August 2020
⏱️ 68 minutes
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0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show and thank you for joining us here on the broadcast first things first |
0:06.5 | We have a little housekeeping a matter of great import |
0:10.5 | Earlier today I was contacted by members of Dan Soder super PAC |
0:16.2 | And they wanted to purchase an ad on this program to |
0:20.5 | basically |
0:22.2 | Get my fans and the fans of this program to vote for Ari Shafir as the president of Legion of Skanks |
0:30.5 | and um, I thought about it and I was considering |
0:36.4 | doing it |
0:37.7 | but after some real soul searching |
0:41.8 | About what is best not only for Legion of Skanks, but what is best for the country |
0:46.5 | um, I have decided |
0:49.2 | Along with the Bryant family to endorse Lewis J Gomez for president of Legion of Skanks |
0:57.9 | Go to skankthevote.com at gmail and register before August 7th to cast a vote for Lewis Gomez again |
1:08.5 | This is from Tim Dylan and the Bryant family |
1:13.2 | That is their super PAC who paid for this ad |
1:18.4 | So |
1:19.6 | Thank you so much now we will start the program also we will have a |
1:24.3 | Uh, a hotline number later for you if you have been sexually assaulted at the Ellen DeGeneres program |
1:30.3 | Which uh, everyone that has ever worked there has apparently been goosed |
1:35.8 | In the dressing room at the Ellen DeGeneres what is going on at Ellen |
1:41.3 | She's out there dancing and in the back it's a free for all |
1:47.2 | Apparently |
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