213: 213 - Who's Gonna Put You In Jail

The Tim Dillon Show

News, News Commentary, Comedy

4.8 • 12.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2020

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Tim lets you know that you're all going to jail, some films he was in as a child he's trying to track down, spins a tale of a horrific hotel experience in West Hollywood, and talks about the Coney Island "Freak Show" experience. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-tim-dillon-show/ Please Support Our Sponsors: WALLETS - http://www.ridge.com/tim to get 10% off a ridge wallet. UNDERWEAR - https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ and ord

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Tillin show.
0:03.0	It is Saturday night or Sunday morning,
0:05.2	whenever you are checking back in with a,
0:07.9	with a fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
0:12.2	Castilian Spanish is a lot of, they are the white Hispanics.
0:17.4	They say that they're like,
0:18.6	fuck, everything they say has a, it's a TH.
0:23.2	That's neither here nor there.
0:24.2	We are drinking a slim fast creamy milk chocolate,
0:27.6	slim fast, it's a meal replacement.
0:30.5	Shake for breakfast, shake for lunch, sensible dinner.
0:33.1	They are not an advertiser, but I'm part of a challenge
0:36.6	with Big J and Ari and Savalcano.
0:39.0	I don't even know if they're doing it anymore.
0:42.4	I saw Big J got, he was doing comedy, sitting in a chair,
0:45.5	somebody came up in a, they swiped the chair from him
0:48.4	and he fell off the stage.
0:50.2	He was doing a crowd work with somebody
0:51.7	and their boyfriend got mad or something.
0:53.7	Yes, on Lewis's Instagram, I mean,
0:56.2	Ari put it up on his Instagram.
0:58.9	What's going on out there?
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