#210 - Ryan Singer & ME

Bertcast

Berty Boy Productions

Arts, Comedy, Performing Arts

4.7 • 10.8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2016

⏱️ 138 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Ryan Singer & I hang out the Mancave & talk about his podcast where he smoked DMT w/ Shane Mauss, bad trips vs. good trips naked in rivers on mushrooms, obsess about chewing tobacco & nicotine in general, and ultimately digress into a wildly sensational conversation about conspiracy theories, aliens, and shape shifting girlfriends. To get my book "Life of the Party" click HERE: https://www.amazon.com/Life-Party-Stories-Perpetual-Man-Child/dp/1250030250 For all TOUR DATE & MERCH click HERE: http://www.bertbertbert.com To Follow me on.. Twitter: https://twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bertkreischer/?hl=en Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Akreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Thank you, thank you, settlement of the dogs, honey.
0:15.5	Ah, what a beautiful day sitting in New York all by myself on the corner.
0:20.0	Waiting for a friend to talk to.
0:22.0	Oh, hey, hey Johnny!
0:27.0	Hey Johnny, it's Vinnie!
0:29.0	Hey Vinnie, how you doing, man?
0:31.0	I haven't seen you in like forever.
0:34.0	It's been a long time, hey man!
0:36.0	I heard your sister got married.
0:38.0	Yeah, she married that Irish make kid from 54th Street.
0:43.0	Shut up!
0:44.0	I gotta be honest with you Johnny.
0:46.0	I always had a question on your sister.
0:48.0	You had a question on my sister?
0:51.0	Yeah, always had a question, but she paid me no mind.
0:55.0	Can I ask you a question Johnny?
0:57.0	Do I look like a boyfriend type?
1:00.0	You look like boyfriend type?
1:03.0	I think sometimes Vinnie is the way you approach women.
1:07.0	It's a tab bit aggressive.
1:09.0	Aggressive? I never heard that.
1:12.0	Yeah, just a little bit.
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