#209 - Ari Shaffir & Steve Rannazzisi

Bertcast

Berty Boy Productions

Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

4.6 • 10.7K Ratings

🗓️ 30 November 2016

⏱️ 206 minutes

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Summary

Comedians Ari Shaffir & Steve Rannazzisi hang out w/ me in the Mancave. We kill a couple bottles of wine, talk about having families, dodging VD's, explain the concept of BUYING A HOUSE to Ari, & we record the pilot episode of Steve's NEW PODCAST, where in people tell him about a book he'll never read!

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0:00.0	Thank you, thank you, settlement and zone coming.
0:18.5	The British are coming, the British are coming, and the crashes of the world of theatre January 21st.
0:25.5	What was that you said?
0:27.0	Woooowwwwww!
0:29.0	Thank you, pardon.
0:30.5	I said what was that you said?
0:32.5	I said the British are coming.
0:34.0	No, I got that part. The latter part.
0:37.0	I think I said it twice, do you want the second time I said it?
0:40.5	No, the last bit.
0:42.5	No, I bid Christchurch at the world of theatre January 21st.
0:45.5	Oh, what will he be doing there?
0:48.0	He's a comedian but that's inconsequential right now.
0:50.5	Right now we need to be focused on the British.
0:52.5	I know, I know.
0:54.0	But what kind of comedy does he do?
0:56.5	Listen, sir, the British are coming to rape kill and pillage our villages.
1:00.5	Oh, okay, okay.
1:02.5	Is it observational comedy?
1:05.0	Now it's storytelling, don't it? Do not bother yourself with that right now.
1:09.0	We're going to need to get back to your village and get your family to safety.
1:12.5	Say I don't get back there in time, they do rape and kill and pillage.
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