Thank you, thank you, settlement and dodge, coming!

Hey guys, brand new podcast. Just sit in my man cave, monomone business. Not really sure if I'm gonna do a sketch this weekend.

Wait, who's that walking out to the man cave?

Well, why it's my good friend Tom Sangerah? Let me let him in.

Hey Tommy, come on in!

Hey, you doing buddy, what's on your mind?

I'm sorry that I'm fat, I just realized how fat I was. It's ridiculous. Sometimes I just look in the mirror and I'm like, fuck!

I think we all of those moments Tom. I think this whole fat shaming campaign is really like shine the light on how I can sometimes live unhealthy too and let myself go.

But thank God we did it because I'm feeling good man, I'm down 25 pounds. Here, let me show me, take my shirt off real quick.

Look at you!

Yeah, the thing that is it's not so much about working out. For me, it's diet and that's where I go off the rails on the road.

So I'm kinda eating lean proteins and mostly greens and just drinking vodka sodas. What about you? How you been eating?

I did go out to eat, eat another fat person.

You ate a human being, Tom. Not only is that illegal to murder someone but it's gotta be tough on you. I mean, just simply digesting toenails and teeth.

I feel horrible about my digestive system.

Of course man, I mean, you had to process their hair. How did you eat all that hair? Oh my god, what was the next day like?

I had a catastrophic diarrhea.

Well, that's to be expected buddy. Listen, you gotta stop this behavior right now. Here's what you need to do.

You need to change your diet and you need to get back on the horse. You need to start working out again and for God's sakes, do cardio.

You can't let cardio intimidate you. What are you doing right now for cardio?

You gotta do more than just watch TV, Tom. I mean, look at me. I'm running five miles a day. You win.

Don't give up, Tom. This is a contest that we can both win. All we gotta do is get out of obesity and just into a regular overweight and Ari has to take us to Paris, France to go to that soccer game.

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