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21 - Go Fight the Fat Boy

Kump

Ray Kump

Comedy

4.8548 Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2019

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Ray discusses being threatened  by a menacing spitting man on the street, his problem with guitar salesmen, the North Korean purges, and the reason why Donald Trump is afraid of Prince Harry.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, welcome to Kump.

0:40.0

Thanks for joining. It's a... I don't know if it's a crazy weekend, but if you follow me on Twitter, you might have seen me posting about me and Lucy. We didn't get attacked or anything, but some guy spit on us, not on, at us, but like very directly at us. we were walking down the street back to our apartment we just dropped off our laundry and uh this guy was walking you know next to us

0:46.9

sort of in our blind spot um you know i was just wasn't worried about the guy yeah but

0:52.2

someone's in your blind spot you keep uh you, you, you, you keep, uh, keep an alert.

0:56.9

You know, blinds, somebody might, like, just stab you with a fucking, you know, some knife that he, you know, uses to, like, make Doritos with. I don't know, makes Doritos. You know, who knows? Like, ice pick. I'm not a spy, but, you know, someone might want to assassinate me.

1:10.9

I'm always cognizant of the notion.

1:14.4

So... Ice pick. I'm not a spy, but, you know, someone might want to assassinate me.

1:13.9

I'm always cognizant of the notion.

1:15.5

So whatever.

1:19.0

But then, like, so we're at the stop sign.

1:20.1

We're waiting across.

1:24.1

And he, like, leans over to us and, like, spits on the ground and then walks across the street.

1:26.5

And it was so, um um just like full of contempt

1:31.1

but also like a lack of just no respect like not like you know you'll respect us like first

1:36.9

of all who fuck why should he respect me but uh i don't respect me but uh it was the outward like

1:43.9

the complete other like the complete utter, like disrespect,

1:47.6

how little we rated to him.

1:51.9

Which we found amusing.

1:53.2

We started laughing.

1:54.0

I think I started laughing first, and she started laughing.

1:56.9

And Lucy, and, you know, it was, like, it was so over the top it was so aggressive um

2:03.3

so I don't think I was wrong to laugh I mean um it was definitely an aggressive move the guy

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