Hello, welcome to Kump, joining you from the closet. I met someone in real life who

listened to the show, and you really do a show in the closet. And yeah, I'm in a closet.

Lucy's actually, this is not in the morning, so Lucy's outside uh on the main area of the apartment so

it could be used in the bedroom but i like being enclosed in here um i'm not particularly

claustrophobic i mean i could i'm a kind of per i'm a large part of a fat man so i could get

stuck in a hole uh if i fell into a hole or if i tried to climb through a window you know i could get stuck in a hole if I fell into a hole or if I tried to climb through a window.

You know, I could get stuck and then like possibly die or I've watched pornoes where people or, I mean, it seems much more aggressive than it should be in a layhard porno where like the stepmom gets stuck in the window and then the stepson starts fucking her

and then she's like, ah, just finish fine, which seems like rapy, but whatever, but that can

happen to me is my point. You know, but so I should be afraid of being, or I should be claustrophobic,

but I'm not. I don't want to get stuck in a window, but, you know, if it happens, I don't know, I guess. I have a bite on my leg. I think it's a bite. It might just be a rash. It's bumps. They kind of hurt. They're pulling on my skin. Maybe it's a spider bite. I mean, do we have spiders here?

How would you know?

I might fall victim to a spider bite.

Someone messaged me if they know anything about spider bites and if I should be worried.

I'm just enjoying a nice mango hard seltzer with this white claw hard seltzer it's gluten-free i'm not

advertising them 100 calories is more than i thought i mean it wasn't really counting

calories but but they want to sponsor me i started drinking this hard seltzer instead of

always drinking liquor or beer it's it, I feel it's bloated.

It's like a mango flavored light drink. You know, some of you might question my masculinity.

But I'm living in a postmodern post-gender world. You can't hurt me anymore. I can drink, I can drink my hard seltzer.

And I'm going to dry it out.

We'll listen to this. Ah, wonderful, wonderful treat. Takes the edge off.

Really helps me get through the day. I don't care. Is that a 12-step thing. Well, I'm not going. So don't worry about it.

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