Hello, welcome to Kump.

I just had a nice ramen breakfast.

I'm joining you from the closet that I share with Lucy.

And I had nice ramen.

This is a morning.

I'm recording this.

Uh, it might be early.

You know, I mean, I might still release this Sunday.

And, uh, but, you know, I might be going away or just, you know, so, you know i mean i might still release this sunday and uh but you know i might be

going away or just going you know so you know i have this is a holiday weekend so i'm getting

this done so you know you guys don't miss out i'm like i'm being the messire right now this is me

on the cross bleeding for you so don't get snippy about the fact that you know it's friday morning

and i'm not released this to sunday and like you know oh he's talking like why didn't he mention

that baby that had the fucking claws of a penguin that attacked his mother uh and the mother

started bleeding from his vagina and then like you know there was

just shit everywhere and the dad's like i didn't sign on for this and he starts punching the

baby and he gets arrested i mean is this a plot to batman i don't know uh because it's a penguin

involved but the point is i didn't know I didn't know what happened because um you know

it's Friday and it happens Saturday and shit might go I might miss things it's fine you know

there might be some other baby who just eats shit like he eats his own shit and everyone's

fine with it and it's just adorable and he's just eating a bowl of shit on a YouTube video and child it but he farts so because child services is like oh we gotta go like they're like getting like the child services people like sort on YouTube and they're like putting their jacket on to go out like we got this one and then uh the baby in the video farts like and it's really great timing um

and everyone's just like this is great actually so even though he's eating his own shit it's just

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