If you're gonna splash semen on anybody, it's gonna be some woman in her 60s.

That's a given.

From the smallest room in New York City comes a show that gives you a reason to live.

However, if her pussy is half as ugly as her mouth.

A 58-year-old woman lost her foot to a downtown F-train in what appears to have been a botched suicide attempt.

Gothamus said that the Daily News said the victim's left foot was cleaved off

by the oncoming train at Bryant, 42nd Street, an NYPD source,

said it seemed likely the unidentified woman jumped onto the tracks.

She might have jumped in, but she had to hop out.

Although the train cut her foot off, the victim remained conscious.

Oh, sweet, painful, constant state of awareness. Thank you, merciful God.

D, F, and M trains were running with delays through early next morning.

The woman, on the other hand, not running at all.

If someone you know exhibits warning signs to suicide, do not leave the person alone unless they're really bumming you out.

The article advises us at the end of what to do in the event you know someone who exhibits

those signs of being suicidal, remove any firearms, alcohol, drugs, or anything else that

might give them some excitement or momentary respite from the tailspin.

Also, remove any sharp objects that could be used in a suicide attempt before they

accidentally cut off their foot.

Joining me now, Carlito Hayes.

Hey, Carlito.

How you doing, Pat?

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