208: Speedo Minotaur Guy (Live from Madison, WI!)
Dear Hank & John
Complexly
4.9 • 8.5K Ratings
🗓️ 23 September 2019
⏱️ 38 minutes
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Summary
Why is my instinct to hug my dogs too hard? If you had to move to Sesame Street, who would you want to be your neighbor? How do you know when the story you've written is done? Why was Halley's Comet selected for The Anthropocene Reviewed? How does one properly celebrate the removal of orthodontia? Am I causing defective elevators? What do I do if my boyfriend is the speedo guy? Is it okay if I wear my wedding band before I get married? John Green and Hank Green give advice!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, dear Hank and John. |
| 0:02.1 | Listeners, John is still out for the month. |
| 0:05.0 | What am I doing without him? |
| 0:06.4 | How am I surviving? |
| 0:08.0 | He's working very hard. |
| 0:09.0 | He's having a great sabbatical. |
| 0:11.0 | I'm proud of him for taking time off. |
| 0:13.3 | I think that it's important. |
| 0:15.0 | But oh, God, here I am alone. |
| 0:18.1 | But the good news is we've got our live show |
| 0:21.3 | from Madison, Wisconsin. |
| 0:22.9 | It was a really good time. |
| 0:24.3 | We're really excited to do more live |
| 0:26.5 | to your Hank and John's at some point in the future. |
| 0:28.8 | I don't know when that will be, but I hope that it will be |
| 0:31.7 | soon, and I hope there will be lots of them |
| 0:33.0 | because it was really fun. |
| 0:34.4 | Thanks to everybody who came out to Madison, Wisconsin. |
| 0:37.1 | Here is our live show. |
| 0:38.8 | MUSIC |
| 0:49.6 | That is the music that plays at the end of our podcast. |
| 0:54.0 | But I don't know if you guys have ever seen the movie Memento. |
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