207: The Still Escalators of Doom

Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2019

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Why are unmoving escalators so disconcerting? What do I do about the plant that died while I was house sitting? What should I tell people who think I'm moving to the worst place in the world? Should I tell my mom you're still alive? What condiment would your body dispense? How does iambic pentameter work? How do we know when we're deriving too much from art? How do I make friends in junior high? How do I talk my brother out of aspiring to be a YouTube star? John Green and Hank Green give advice! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]. Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:07.0	Goers up for the thing of a dear John and Hank.
0:09.2	It's a podcast where two brothers, Hanky and Johnny Green, answer your questions, give
0:14.3	you a devious advice to bring you all the week's news for both Mars and A.C.
0:18.1	Wimolden.
0:19.1	Wow.
0:20.1	It's a huge mistake.
0:21.1	I was distressing.
0:22.1	It's a huge mistake.
0:23.1	John.
0:24.1	Honestly, stressing is the news from A.C. Wimolden, but distressing.
0:26.0	Hank, what's your dad joke for me this week?
0:28.8	So I don't know if you know, but one upon a time, an ancient Greek playwright walked
0:33.5	into a tailor and he held up his pants and he said, I need you to mend this pair of pants
0:38.6	and he hands up the pants to the tailor, the tailor looks at the pants and he looks back
0:42.7	up at the playwright and he asks, you rippadies?
0:51.7	I got you.
0:52.7	That was so good.
0:56.5	It makes up for all the others.
0:59.0	Oh, man.
1:01.0	I mean, it was going to be in my genre, right?
1:03.8	Yeah, that's kind of cagling from the beginning because it's in my world.
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