#208: Pad Thai (@GeoffKeith)

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🗓️ 3 March 2015

⏱️ 135 minutes

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Summary

Geoff Keith met me at the Comedy Store to talk about all his amazing trips to Southeast Asia. He's been there a few times. To the Phillipines, to Thailand, and somewhere else that I'm forgetting. There's some pretty cool adventures in there and it really makes me want to go see those places for myself.

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0:00.0	Yeah, we're just like, let's do a shroom shake.
0:01.5	And I remember who's funny because we go, let's just split one.
0:04.3	I go, because I've never done shrooms and he ends like,
0:06.1	yeah, we don't know how strong these are.
0:07.3	We're in Thailand.
0:08.6	So of course, like, once we get up there, I go,
0:11.4	I'm gonna see you get my own.
0:12.7	Get time to tuck into a tourist.
0:14.0	Do every move, it's among the purists.
0:16.3	I get my kids above the waistlines, I'm chanted.
0:20.8	When I do back up makes the heart man humble.
0:27.8	Not much between despair and ecstasy.
0:32.1	When I do back up from the top gas combo.
0:36.7	Can't take care of food with your company.
0:40.9	I can't feel the tearful walking next to me.
0:46.6	No dog, I can't do it right now.
0:48.5	Go get it.
0:49.0	Go get it.
0:50.6	Dog is a fetch for shit.
0:54.6	That's the one thing you want a dog to do.
0:57.1	No, that's not true.
0:58.1	I mean, you assume pissing outside, not paying it, you know,
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