#207: Cup o' Joe (@NickYoussef)

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Ari Shaffir

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🗓️ 24 February 2015

⏱️ 126 minutes

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Summary

Nick Youssef came to my hotel room in Seattle to talk about coffee. Nick has nothing of value in his life, so he fills his void by shopping for old records, thrift store clothes, and coffee. He's become kind of an afficianado. So we did a podcast all about the black art. We also talked about this sick fight we saw the night before on the streets.

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0:00.0	What's the museum espresso and coffee?
0:03.0	Expresso is, I mean they both use like a lot.
0:06.8	Hold on, before you tell me that,
0:08.2	is espresso a thing or is that just the way
0:10.6	it's people are pronouncing it?
0:12.2	Yeah, when people say espresso, that's...
0:14.3	It's espresso, yeah.
0:15.3	I thought that but I don't know that world enough
0:17.3	at all to correct anybody.
0:18.6	Right.
0:19.4	But I wanna be like, you're saying,
0:21.6	you're just saying, that's not a word,
0:23.2	that's like saying vegetables.
0:24.6	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:26.0	They're taking the word express, they go,
0:28.1	oh, because it's quicker and easier.
0:29.5	Expresso, no, no, no, espresso.
0:32.2	Because it's fucking Italian or whatever the hell.
0:34.2	Ah!
0:35.2	My butt, my butt.
0:36.2	Coffee mode is the way to haze,
0:38.6	liquid mode, that I can win this race.
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