#209 Tennis, Anyone? (@MichaelKosta)

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🗓️ 10 March 2015

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

Michael Kosta came over to my Los Angeles boarding house to have a nice talk with me about tennis. Kosta played since he was little and was even a professional for a few years before turning to standup. It was a fun conversation with two comics about a sport. And of course, there's some talk about anal, too.

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0:00.0	Now you would ask me about lines people at that turn him at that that that
0:04.8	That match when I that fucking tried to fight that kid. Yeah
0:10.6	At one point I took a tennis ball during the match and I threw it and hit him in the face
0:14.5	Oh the kid this little fucking brat. You threw it at him? Yeah, it was it was soft
0:18.7	It was like you know, but it was you threw it in his face
0:30.0	Never held my hand
0:34.0	Send him why I're giving my best
0:38.0	Saminition never has
0:43.0	No one's lose a coffee, no one wakes up
0:52.0	Stop breathing
0:54.0	Stop breathing, breathe and found me
0:58.0	Ladies and gentlemen, we are live
1:02.0	From the MJM Greg Harden Arena
1:04.0	Hi everybody, always your favorite scupper type episode something
1:08.0	It's called tennis anyone this episode maybe 209 or 210
1:12.0	I have my friend Michael Costan, he's a really funny comment from LA
1:18.0	And well I look at what number up to
1:23.0	He used to play tennis as a profession, it's a pro tennis player
1:28.0	So we talked about that, it's kind of a looper you know I describe loopers as just guys who like toil around it's not the big guys
1:35.0	A looper would not be Hulk Hogan, a looper would be some guy in a local wrestling you know organization
1:44.0	Who gets by and comedy a looper is a fucking road dog
1:51.0	Anyway, he was that for tennis, so we talked about that a while and of course it's always funny when two comics talk about any subject
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