@206: The 2015 Gay Super Bowl; The Oscars (@SchmoesKnow)

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🗓️ 16 February 2015

⏱️ 131 minutes

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Summary

Kristian Harloff and Mark Ellis met me at the Comedy Store for the 3rd straight year to talk about the Oscars. I love these podcasts. We get to shit on movies for 2 hours, it's great. Kristian and Mark are the team that makes up Schmoes Know. They've got an awesome movie podcast and they always teach me about the movies I didn't get a chance to see. I also come up with a sweet plan for fun so listen before Wednesday and listen all the way through.

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0:00.0	You think that we or Bob's enhancing drug when you're watching a film you think that you can actually have a better pay attention
0:05.4	or you can be you can see through you can like oh I see you running lines I can see you running lines
0:09.3	Trust me, I can see all the shit in that movie, but you're sure it's not just you're really fucking high no both because the
0:15.0	Drill sergeant the beginning fucking great that guy was great. Okay the black drill sergeant, I like that guy
0:20.8	He was believeable totally fine
0:22.5	She and him and their love story was fucking completely not set up forced and garbage
0:27.2	I said you take that ring off and then the guys I cried by your drink. Okay, okay, okay now we're in love scoop. I asked it
0:34.2	It was like an outline of a movie though like and then here's a scene, you know kind of pick her up
0:38.2	They'll be in love. Okay move on like should we shoot that like nah, we just off the outline
0:44.5	What thing is what isn't Tori I know for him not for fucking yeah do more takes
0:57.2	Make me appreciate the right one
1:16.7	Okay ladies and gentlemen welcome to Ari Shafir skeptic take that
1:23.0	It's episode 206 or seven
1:27.4	It's the Oscar preview episode everybody, but no matter what you do with this episode don't forget to listen to the end to the outro because I have
1:36.2	Some very special news
1:39.4	You should all here it's not that special, but it's some news
1:41.7	So make sure to listen to the end and I have exact details of some stuff I talk about in this episode
1:47.2	We're doing it rogue everybody. We're going rogue. We're doing what we want to do
1:52.8	We're free Americans. I'm a comic. I do that want
1:58.2	Guys let's have fun with life you know I'm saying
2:01.6	Let's just enjoy shit for a while
2:05.4	Can't make fun of a guy returning down 10 million dollars if he wants to go on the road with his band
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