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Ari Shaffir

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2015

⏱️ 216 minutes

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Summary

Mistress Isabella Sinclaire came over to the apartment I'm unwillingly sharing in LA to tell me about BDSM. She's pretty much a professinal torturer, which is way different than that job would be in Game of Thrones. This is all about domination, usually sexually. It was a great long discussion and if you're wondering if she was going to put electrodes on my balls to shock them, the answer is of course she did. Benji Aflalo joins me for the outro.

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0:00.0	No touching him, nothing.
0:01.5	He would just rub himself down with oil and baste himself.
0:04.3	And I would tell him that he's making a skin softer
0:07.1	and more supple and easier for us to dig into.
0:09.4	And we were going to skewer him through the ass and out the mouth
0:13.4	and wrote, you know, while I still live and roast him like a pig.
0:16.6	And he loved it.
0:19.8	Got the rope, tied me to the post.
0:28.8	Cause I can't find within myself the happy host.
0:37.8	If I find my peace of mind, torture me.
0:48.8	If I seem to torture me, torture me.
0:56.8	Torture me with all I want to.
1:01.8	Hit me with the wind of plantain.
1:06.8	Torture me with all I want to.
1:12.8	Torture me with all I want to.
1:20.8	Dude, the fucking Grammys for comedy are beyond awful.
1:24.8	They don't even listen to the fucking albums.
1:27.8	They don't even listen to the albums.
1:30.8	They just go and take whatever the big names are,
1:34.8	or Kathy Griffin, and they just fucking say,
1:36.8	all right, you're nominated.
1:38.8	We'll choose a winner.
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