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Elis James and John Robins

BBC

Comedy

4.8 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2022

⏱️ 123 minutes

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Summary

This week there was once again an empty chair in the studio, for Elis James was forced to present from home due to illness. Thankfully John was in an incredible mood due to his impending holiday / journey around the UK and Ireland in his Kia Sportage, so was more than happy to guide the radio ship through to its final destination: Port Content. The guys are joined by one of the greatest Unsung Heroes of all time, Producer Dave shows off his new baggy jumper, minds are blown in a Made-Up Game and Elis delivers an Oscar-worthy performance when telling everyone what’s coming up on 5 Live (actually, maybe just a BAFTA).

Transcript

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0:00.0	BBC Sounds, Music, Radio, Podcasts.
0:04.6	Hello, everyone. Welcome to the podcast of The Ellis James and John Robbins.
0:08.6	Show, oh, we're so wistful here in the studio.
0:12.4	Something is missing. Is it Dave's wallet?
0:16.0	No, it's not. Is it John's pants?
0:19.8	No, they're on. Even made up a little song about my pants this morning.
0:24.0	Go on. I can't remember the tune.
0:26.5	Someone I have, we've got enough pants, John. Have we got enough pants on?
0:31.2	When I put my pants on, I feel like the fun's just begun.
0:36.3	But it was in the real power ballad tune because I was packing my pants for holiday.
0:41.4	Oh, that's quite sweet. So it's like, I can't, I have to remember the tune.
0:45.2	Have we got enough pants, John? Have we got enough pants on?
0:47.8	When I put my pants on, I feel like life's just begun or fun's just begun.
0:51.3	So the fun begins for you when you put your pants on?
0:53.5	Yes, no, have we got enough pants? John, have we got enough pants?
0:58.0	John, have we got enough pants to cover your bum?
1:01.2	When I put my pants on, I feel like the fun's just begun.
1:06.1	I'm just thinking about the shower on my own Dave.
1:08.4	Someone's got a holiday around the corner, haven't they?
1:10.5	Someone's going to enjoy a joyous mood.
1:13.1	Someone's in a good mood.
1:16.0	Someone's in love with the road.
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